In and Out
Charlotte Vernia and Shannon Olander
In-Out
Frozen Grapes-Popsicles
Senior skip day-Senior “my mommy’s going to call me out of school” day
Movies about superheroes-Movies based on books
Owls-Peacocks
Twitter Wars-Facebook Fights
Going off to college-High school
Picking roommates-Picking colleges
“Beavis and Butthead”-“Unsupervised”
“Call me Maybe”-“Friday” by Rebecca Black
Clothing that’s made out of recycled material-Clothing made out of hemp
USBs that look like animals-USBs that just look like USBs
College entry exams-AP tests
“You mad, bro?”-“Come at me, bro”
Sarcasm-Puns
Wedges-Platforms
Front-to-front grinding-Back-to-front grinding
“How I Met Your Mother”-“Seinfeld” re-runs
Donald Glover-Dane Cook is perpetually out
Using the phrase “#YOLO” in a sarcastic manner-Actually meaning “#YOLO” when you say it
